Hadda nice Thanksgivin'

I hadda nice Thanksgivin', I'll havva nice Christmas, I hope I getta lot uv nice stuff, a new poolstick, prob'ly get a new hat too, a Georgia Bulldog hat, I don't got one uv those.

Thanksgivin'

I get t' go to my sister's this Thanksgivin'.

Good times & fallin'

I hadda good time yesterday, I almost fell this mornin' in here!

Lone Ranger, hero

Well he used t' come on television, him and ol Tonto,

I mean that wuz sum good 'uns use t' come on!

Lash LaRue, hero

He wuz pretty good with the bullwhip boy, I think I gotta picture uv him.

Hopalong Cassidy, hero

Well he used t' come on television too.

I got sum videos uv Hopalong Cassidy, I don't think we can run 'em though.