Gunsmoke-- all 'uv 'em 'r my heroes!!!

It's a good show, one 'uv the best tv shows ever, they don't let people git by with things. He one'uv the best marshalls in the whole United States, I guarantee you. He took care 'uv Kitty, he'd git 'em if they messed with her. He'd git 'em for real. He'd let nobody fool with Kitty at all. Chester use t' play with Matt Dillon, he use t' help 'im out.

Lassie

A Collie dog, she's not a German police dog at all. Rin Tin Tin, he's a German police dog. Not Lassie, she's not at all, she'd havva German thing on her neck if she wuz.

pancakes, coffee, fightin', fallin'... and lone ranger

I went t' the pancake Saturday, hadda good time, hadda coffee, I wanna thank everybody that might 'preciate it. Alice is the only one that might 'preciate it. I can't wear 'at bracelet anymore, it cut inta' me when I fell. I like ever' one here, they all good friends, they never fight. I wouldn't fight no 'un myself, that ain't nice. I gotta watch the Lone Ranger, that's fur sure!