Hopalong Cassidy, hero

Well he used t' come on television too.

I got sum videos uv Hopalong Cassidy, I don't think we can run 'em though.

Annie Oakley, hero

Boy she wuz a sharp shootin' woman boy, that wuz a fast-ridin' woman!

Lawman, hero

He wuz pretty good, he wuz always hadda smart deputy.

Cisco Kid (man on left, with sidekick Pancho), hero

He wuz pretty good, he always shoot people!

Billy the Kid, hero

He wuz pretty good, he wuz always get shot at, and everything.

Wild Bill Hickock, hero

Well he wuz pretty good too, he and old Jingles,

Jingles 'ud say "Wild Bill wait for me!"

The Rifleman, hero

Well the Rifleman could do sum shootin' too boy, I'll tell ya.

His son's name wuz Mark.