hope...buses... fistfights...

I hope everybody hadda a good time yesterday, didn't have any buses, didn't have any fistfights...

Daniel Boone, hero

Daniel Boone's a good man, he always gets what 'e wants, throws that ax, boy I'd hate t' be around 'im when 'e does that!

Judge Roy Bean, hero

Judge Roy Bean's the best man I've seen on television.

Went t' the hospital

I went t' the hospital, had sum good nice nurses, you ask fer a diet coke they always bring it to ya. Nobody here came see me at all! I went t' the hospital, I gotta walker, they wuz gripe'n bout the wheelchair.

Wyatt Earp, hero

Wyatt Earp:

He wuzza good man, he does what he's s'posed to do!

Steve McQueen, hero

He wuzza good man, he always got hiz man, he putta bounty on 'em.

Christmas

I hope I git t'go home my sister's Christmas, I hope I havva good time.