'at cafe an 'at waittress

I went to 'at cafe, an 'at nice waittress. You go places like 'at around here you don't get that fancy food like you get up 'air. You don't get food like 'at around here at all. I brought me two diet cokes, which is 'ut I always like t' drink. I giv 'er a picture, she's nice, she's very polite...

I like... for a friend

I like Connie for a friend, I like Patricia for a friend, I like Kevin for a friend too, man. I like Steve for a friend-- I ain't seen him this mornin' no way. I like Shannon for a friend, I wudn't gonna leave her outta here.

Trish, music, baloney & bread

Trish is goin' to ask me 'bout some music, I don't know what kind. I got 'em on the ball over at the house yesterday. I got me some baloney. Bread.

I wanna copy a this just t' see what Tricia'll say. I wanna send Amber a copy uv it too, just t' see what she'll say.

Yesterday, today & this summer

I gotta album yesterday. Becuz I knew I had t' get sumptin to put those pictures in. I scraped my hand up yesterday, over here. I hope we have a good summer. I hope we have a good day here.

Made a few pictures, etc.

I made a few pictures... of Connie, the one who stays upstairs, made one 'uv Stacy. Tryin' to getta few things goin' so maybe I can be able t' get published, I hope it does. I took one 'uv Anna... I took one 'uv the lady who rides our bus, I took one 'uv her, her name is Connie.

Bios II

More very brief Bios

Wyatt Earp

He wuz a marshall.

Clint Eastwood

He wuz in Hang 'em High. I haven't seen that movie in years.

John Wayne

He wuz a good actor.

Charlene

She's a good person.

Derald

He's pretty good. Derald's a pretty good man!

Bill Bowen (owner of Pentz Street Station Coffee House, Dalton, Georgia)

He's a pretty good man, he's gotta good business.

Andy Griffith

He's the sheriff 'uv Mayberry, he got a deputee named Barney, he got an aunt works with 'im.

Tony

He's a knucklehead!

Bios

Brief Blog Bios (Special Exclusive)


Shannon

She's nice, she helps people like when I fell (that scared me half to death!).


Trish

She's real nice!


Marlene

She's real nice, she helps us on the Aktion Club, she's goin' to order some stuff for us.


Carrie Smythe

She's nice... she's real nice... I haven't seen Carrie in a good while, you know.


Margaret,

She's real nice-- she's REAL nice--she's polite.


Elsie

She's real nice.


Anna Blalock

She's real nice, takes us to the Senior Center... she'd skin my head off if I didn't put 'er in here.


Suzanne

She's real nice-- she REAL nice-- she's polite, she don't throw paper onto the floor like I've seen some people do.


Joyce

She's real nice, she answers the telephone, she's polite.


Alice

She's real nice, she's polite, she says thank you, she writes the newsletter-- I don't know if she's goin' t' let me know when she's goin' t'do the next one.


Amber

She's real nice, she's polite, she buys the groceries but I hafta help 'er out. I'm the grocery machine. I wonder what she'd say about that.


Amber's Mom

Bernice... she's real nice, she's polite, she brings me one of these-- a diet coke!


Steve

Steve Crank Gazaway, the crank who does the cranker shuffle, he's real nice, I sneaked up on him one mornin' when he had his shirt off, I slipped up behind 'im and everything, he didn't know I was nowhere around.


Connie

Connie's nice, she's polite, she's very polite.


Debbie

Debbie's real nice, I don't know if she's here today or not, she's real nice, she's polite... she likes my stuff, Debbie does... she likes it.


Elizabeth the Social Worker

She's real nice, she's polite... she's real nice... she likes my work too, I give her a copy of my blog, she likes it.