'at cafe an 'at waittress

I went to 'at cafe, an 'at nice waittress. You go places like 'at around here you don't get that fancy food like you get up 'air. You don't get food like 'at around here at all. I brought me two diet cokes, which is 'ut I always like t' drink. I giv 'er a picture, she's nice, she's very polite...

I like... for a friend

I like Connie for a friend, I like Patricia for a friend, I like Kevin for a friend too, man. I like Steve for a friend-- I ain't seen him this mornin' no way. I like Shannon for a friend, I wudn't gonna leave her outta here.

Trish, music, baloney & bread

Trish is goin' to ask me 'bout some music, I don't know what kind. I got 'em on the ball over at the house yesterday. I got me some baloney. Bread.

I wanna copy a this just t' see what Tricia'll say. I wanna send Amber a copy uv it too, just t' see what she'll say.

Yesterday, today & this summer

I gotta album yesterday. Becuz I knew I had t' get sumptin to put those pictures in. I scraped my hand up yesterday, over here. I hope we have a good summer. I hope we have a good day here.

Made a few pictures, etc.

I made a few pictures... of Connie, the one who stays upstairs, made one 'uv Stacy. Tryin' to getta few things goin' so maybe I can be able t' get published, I hope it does. I took one 'uv Anna... I took one 'uv the lady who rides our bus, I took one 'uv her, her name is Connie.

Bios II

More very brief Bios

Wyatt Earp

He wuz a marshall.

Clint Eastwood

He wuz in Hang 'em High. I haven't seen that movie in years.

John Wayne

He wuz a good actor.

Charlene

She's a good person.

Derald

He's pretty good. Derald's a pretty good man!

Bill Bowen (owner of Pentz Street Station Coffee House, Dalton, Georgia)

He's a pretty good man, he's gotta good business.

Andy Griffith

He's the sheriff 'uv Mayberry, he got a deputee named Barney, he got an aunt works with 'im.

Tony

He's a knucklehead!