'at cafe an 'at waittress

I went to 'at cafe, an 'at nice waittress. You go places like 'at around here you don't get that fancy food like you get up 'air. You don't get food like 'at around here at all. I brought me two diet cokes, which is 'ut I always like t' drink. I giv 'er a picture, she's nice, she's very polite...